Look, Boko Haram didn't just show up yesterday. They're an al Qaeda offshoot that's been active in northern Nigeria for a decade now. And by "active," I mean to say, "killing people." You know, for freedom and stuff. Well, it looks like they've finally gone too far now, because after kidnapping hundreds of schoolgirls, the terrorist group has finally felt the hashwrath of Hollywood's elite:

Wait, who changed Sean's sign? That's not the, uh... this isn't about... uhhhh...

Bueller?

Bueller?

Anyway, with Operation Pouty Face in full swing, we might as well loosen our collars, kick back and go on watching our reality TV shows. The heroes are here now.